written on 28/10

Its probably been an eon or so since I promised you ma blog posts-down right funny and on time and I know there are no words made which can in its true sense calculate the pain you’ve felt missing some random strange, weird facts about me and my day to day frolics…

So sup? Here I am with this probably delayed post… after this are 2 more with the dates of when I wrote them first cause guyz! I had fulfilled ma part- itz no me fault that my WiFi is a total whack and does no work… and also if ye wants more on soap- living with Makaria please watch the Makaria channel…

I have HYPOTHERMIA: PS Google up this deadly harmful disease I got- IDK cud help u with your medical exam… and also i am addicted to COKE- ma bae- so I have this bottle made of glass designed by polka dots of different shades of green and stuff YO! And ju know what it’s ma greatest treasure after me books- as if u put coke in and drink it IDK later it tastes as if u just opened the coke bottle- sincerely (typed the word my self- sooooooo Proud of me) not kidding! Try it yourself- and yes this could be me being an undercover agent! Hehehehehe!!  

Had 7.7 hrickter (please Google the name of the scale- me is lazy {for which I bet u ma mum is proud! [Nope kiddin’]}) Scaled earthquake in my area- north of India and also this happened in Pakistan and Afghanistan. And well to clear the air out of necessary facts- this aint my ghosts being narrative to you- I survived the thing!! Honestly I didn’t even feel it as I was going for my tuition in the car- ma bad!

Sososososo as u all may or may not know (no one blames u if u don’t!) that Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard- the Sword Of Summer released October the 6^th, me officially got it in my hand on {hold on checking the calendar} October the 25^th at night- Sunday and today is well October the 27^th and the book is finished and also is finished the “Exclusive” Crown of Ptolemy version too…

I gave a between break to Treseme Shampoo for a while cause IDK and used Yesterday Dove- honestly can seem to keep my now Silky and shiny hair outa my hands… (yo- me is the undercover advertiser- but honest guyz Dove products are Magic!)

Watched the Movie BAHUBALI gna comment about- but honest to the Gods- if u haven’t Already for the sake of the Olympian Gods go and DO NOW!!

We have this festival kinda thing where we get to apply Mehndi (Henna) without no reason- once a year- a day… called Karva Chauth- and even though this festival has its own level of significance- the Henna applying reason is why I wait for this festival- same way as I wait for Christmas

And GUESS WHAT?? YESTERDAY was HALLOWEEN!! Totally was GNA wear my CoStUmE!! But misplaced it- it was a witches cloak and stuff- but we don’t celebrate it in India so NO TRICK OR TREAT--- but I wore these black clothes- with the red lipstick liner applied fangs and dribbled blood on ma chin went to my dad to get toffees and got dark chocolate bake thing- HAPPY!!

A new soap has been released in ma country which I am religiously gna follow as its about- the ICHADHARI NAAGs and NAAGGINs- these are a naag and a naaggin (he and she snake)- a couple that pray to God Shiv- the god of snakes and stuff (he is also the god of many-many other things) for a 100 years get a boon to change into human form at will- and honestly there are movies about these things- me believes to be true and these stories often lead to how these people kill the male and then the female goes after them taking her revenge- and I think this is the case for this soap too- the show is boring in my opinion if u don’t have the “recording and watching” it later thing

I know guyz this VERSION is short- but well Honestly works- u need power and energy to read my other 2 blog posts- justnow posted!! J!!

STAY RAD and AWESOME!!

written on 18/10

So hola ma peeps, hope y’all r in a jolly well mood, cause

a)      I aint

b)      I want u all to be

c)       And will make u all to be

Sooozzzzz as promised in my last post, I’z gna rant about Let It Snow,

WARNING: READ ON FOR SPOILERS OR SWITCH TO THE NEXT PARAGRAPH (had to do that…)

Itz by ma bae; John Green, Maureen Johnson, Lauren Kate. (This wasn’t exactly a spoiler, but there will be) out of three stories I liked the Jubilee Express best, tiz is by Maureen Johnson; and me loved it- coz well What more to say its AWESOME!! Practically brought this book cause of John Green- but his acc story- A Cheertastic Christmas is LAME!! IDK!! The last one by Lauren Myracle is also AWESOME!! <wont be able to go to the next para- cause if I do my Spoiler message thing treaty will be interrupted, so I am just gna start right away and “…” wud signify a change of paragraph…> observation made by me- many of the ‘she’ writers- portray Female  heroines and many ‘he’ writers portray Male heroes- no idea why but they do…(how this was related to the book is a thing of great and debatable discussion…) the title of the Novel is from the first part of the book, i.e. the Jubilee Express… all of the three parts of the stories are linked <SERIOUS, SPOILING STARTING IF U WERE SNEAKING UP AND TAKING A PEEK PLEASE GO DOWN (well 1. If u already have read the book why would you be reading this 2. This para is technically for those who enjoy spoilers 3. Me is doing this to test your knowledge 4. I really only like to write spoilers and warnings in CapsLock…)> the first part starzz- Jubilee (not definitely a stripper) and Stuart (not Stuart Little) and tell of the story how the Flobie Santa Village brings them together and they fall in love- A perfect Christmas Miracle… the second part starzz JP(boy), Duke(girl) and Tobin(boy) the three best friends who went to the Waffle house and Duke and Tobin Admitted they looooooooooove one another… the third Part is about Adie and Jeb and how Adie not wanting to loose Jeb, gets him Back… and honestly if u have to read the book yet- don’t read the last 5 lines of this particular un-hypothetical paragraph

Done with the spoiling thing… and now me is gonna entertain y’all peeps with- things happening in moi life, so listen on carefully, there will be no repetition… 21^st was the Function of MY School- ABV- not CIS where I go to study- ABV: Adarsh Bal Vidyalaya is my School and My GRAND DAD is its OWNER hence mine… the 4^th Item of the Day Vande Matram – India’s National Song was prepared by me, REASON:

·         It was my item when I was in school

·         After a year me left the School- the item was shattered to bits- BY the Students who performed them as they tried to rectify the Stepz…

·         I wanted to

·         I could

·         I had the right to

Hence from 15 or so date me after school taught the GALS!! (no idea if this thing was mentioned in my previous Blog- practically VERY-VERY-VERY FAR AWAY in ALMOND DIETARY needs…)

22 was THE DUSHEHARA DAY- on with the HISTORY:

Acc to myths and stuff (this post is from the future- waz started in 18^th but ‘m on this line on 29^th and as I brought the GODS OF ASGARD SWORD OF SUMMER LATER- talk abt tht will be in the next blog addition which as a matter of FACTO u read before coming here) Myths are simply stories about truth’s we’ve forgotten (wrote the word my self PROUD AF){one more addition to the why I use CapsLock thingi: it shows no read line under- just like MA BAE NotePad…!! J} Lord Ram (u could argue that when we write names in English they are done as addition of ‘a’ at the end of it: Ram becomes Rama, Krishan becomes Krishna and other not worthy things but my Beliefs, my stories- will do as I please) killed his Arch Enemy Ravan- this day symblizez winning of GOOD over BAD… but how is Ravan Bad- or what made him a Villain or why I Support him are the storiz to be Debated upon…

So that’s it I guezz Scroll down for the First part of Today’z Addition!!

Yep can clearly see like my all blog posts I haven’t ranted about any thing here- which I know is lame-but any ways all your wishes will be fulfilled in the post u scroll down for (yep can see these lines were basically for advertising about the down below blog hehehe)

written on 14/10

Written offline on MS Word- for the first time, I to write something offline went for Word other wise I usually go for note pad- well cause we both r bae’s, it (used for someone whoz gender is unknown) never rectifies me for my mistakes and all- but well being writing this blog I think my spellings have improved and I for one wanted to see the word document by me for once be without red-lines…

SOOZZ hello people- who ever so being generous read my blog--- and just a suggestion after u read it, there is a ‘+1’ button- which when pressed gives me utmost happiness- but well even if u do not I appreciate the time you utilize to read the thoughts that I produce- while sitting in front of my computer screen typing and making the clicking noises- which I sometimes like to link with the sounds made by a type-writer…

As promised earlier in the blog before I have remembered about my days- though the promise was to write daily till a day I think the blog post is big enough for me to publish- but whateves buds, the main thing is I write my jolly well gooder days (I know the 2^nd form of good is best but well c’mon doesn’t gooder look and sound cuter?) so straight to the next day I promised to write- I saw YouTube Fan-Fest India 2k15- I did it before too- just for ma girl Lilly- aka iiSuperwomanii when it happened in March!!, but well I recently also joined Bethany Mota’s channel and also subscribed to the YouTube Fan-Fest channel so I saw it!- till 2AM- why cause

1.       I was bored

2.       No one was online with whom I cud talk

3.       I had finished checking all my notifs

4.       The only person I knew could be on was tired and sleeping, also my best friend was in school giving a test

5.       Why not?

6.       I was bored

7.       I wanted to

8.       It lasted till 2AM cause it was 3 hour long Show :p

And man more of it was Boring AS hell… nope hell is actually a very-very coolio place, so lets go with it being more boring as a boring Math class on a rainy day! This Punjabi Canadian called JustReign (his channel) came and interviewed 3 girls he wanted to marry—not in reality and for the interview thing he sang a song and the gals had to complete the end left word by him with something rhyming, acc to me the First won. This chef person had the boringest skit prepared… most of them were singers who were LAME!!- except one or two… BETHANY MOTA was the COOLEST so far and she danced on a Bollywood song-  WHICH WAS ADORBSSSSSSSSSZ, also they even gave a free makeover to this girl who won that contest- by three beauty geniuses…  there was this person after Beth who was playing audios of songs which he made to sound like the code words he had written on the slide- yep I know u understood nothing of it and I am in a good mood so wont lead you to his channel but I’ll be ever so generous to explain in detail to you- now you could argue that why had I not done the same before in that cranky old line- idk maybe I wanted to waste your time hehehehehe <evil grin>!! So this person had slides prepared of song lyric lines- which he said- acc to him  the composers and artists hid in their compositions code words of some form- which he had displayed and when after reading the line the song was played – the words did actually sound like them- idk he was maybe a genius which is why I went to his channel but boy/girl was it lame; a girl asked him to give a packet of hers to Beth- maybe she had forgotten to give her when she had come- and he interrupted her words by saying loud in the mike asking whether she wanted to go for the loo, which acc to me the worst thing EVER to do- but man not no one laughed and they interpreted her by saying what she meant but he was like- I don’t understand what you said let me finish my skit- I bet you he WAS pissed… I laughed when this AWESOMESAUCE group called- SNG comedy came- they were asking from the cool- lucky peeps present there that which type of job did they wanted them to enact about what not to say when working for it; it WAS GORGEUS!!… A man also came that had a video prepared on how to be a successful YouTuber and was playing it and enacting it… this new group came- singers OBVIO and they were ragged on the stage as they were new and man/woman they lost… Then after a couple more songs came LILLY SINGH- u know she was the 2^nd last person to come- and she was actually called on by the peeps there- apparently they grew impatient and to the Anchors (more on them after) stared in unison shouting LILLY! LILLY! LILLY! LILLY! If you have seen her part- her parents- actual ones were indeed shown- and well if they were there when EVERYONE of THE UNICORN was SHOUTING idk what else could have made them more prouder… she announced her WORLD TOUR- AT2UI (A Trip 2 Unicorn Island) and it being opening from India and spreading to the WORLD (BTWS her tour is OVER around the WORLD!!) she didn’t come to Punjab to my state if she had had I bet you- I would’ve had gone and not missed it for the WORLD!!

And now the ANCHORS- they were Kanan and Biswa and the type of love they were getting from the crowd- about being asked for marriage and stuff, well I rendered they must be funny, so went to their channel- they colab so its actually from the name of Kanan Gill and I AM telling NOTHING is FUNNIER than THESE BOYZ- go and subscribe NOW!!...

Sooooooooz………. THATz It… of the time I saw the YTFF INDIA 2015!!

I wanted to write more- but me writing till here fills 1 and a half of Word- document pages- and I think that much is enough…

BTWzzz I got LET IT SNOW- bY John Green which I am gna read now and then in the next post rant about it to y’all lovely MA PEEPS…!!

(yep can see here too not ranted- obvio mate don’t u know the saying “CONDITIONS APPLIED”??)